Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Daily Dose of Enlightenment and Humour
"I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. "
--
Garry Shandling
Posted at 10:40 pm
Daily Dose of Enlightenment, Empowerment, humour
Take away the right to say "f**k" and you take away the right to say "f**k the government!".
--
Lenny Bruce
Posted at 10:36 pm
Monday, August 02, 2004
Daily Dose of Enlightenment and Humour
Sunday, August 01, 2004
Daily Dose of Enlightenment
"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature." -- Frank Lloyd Wright
Posted at 04:27 pm
Friday, April 16, 2004
Daily Dose of Enlightenment
" You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection."
--- Buddha
Posted at 12:01 pm
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Daily Dose of Enlightenment and Inspiration
" Fear is never a reason for quitting; it is only an excuse."
--Norman Vincent Peale
Posted at 12:07 pm
Thursday, April 01, 2004
Daily Dose of Enlightenment, Humour and Inspiration
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig
Posted at 12:01 pm
Wednesday, March 31, 2004
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
--Anonymous
Posted at 11:56 am
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
The only completely consistent people are the dead.
-- Aldous Huxley
Posted at 04:52 pm
Monday, March 29, 2004
"I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists. "
-- Billy Bob Thornton
Posted at 04:50 pm
